Toenails

So i was cutting my toenails today (it's disgusting i know but we all do it) when i realised how annoying this chore was. It's tiresome and sometimes u can't really reach the toenails with the clipper.
So i started thinking, WHO THE FUCK INVENTED TOENAILS? I'm sure Walter will sympathize since he has ingrown toenails. Okay, fine, i realise that they are supposed to protect our sensitive nerves in our toes, but then why the hell would u put nerves there when u know its going to hurt and ur going to hav to protect them anway? Same goes for fingernails but they are less annoying as you have never heard of anyone with ingrown fingernails.
Y dont we just even have toenails that dont grow? That would make our lives much more simpler. We wouldnt hav to cut them.

Same goes for hair. I hate getting haircuts. Why can't hair just grow to an appropriate length and then stop growing? This mite not be good news for fobs who want their hair extra long so they can get stupid haircuts, but it would save a lot of people a lot of time, money and embarrassment(Tim). I bet Sanji would agree, since he has to shave like every week or something, and that leg hair must drag down is 100m sprint time by like 0.001 seconds!

And if ur not with me on the hair thing, you must be with me on the toenail thing. They r the most annoying part of your body (apart from Tim, whose whole body is just an annoying lil punk).

To conclude, there is not much we can do about this whole toenail thing, so i guess the 2 minutes you spent reading this just wasted time that could have been spent cutting ur toenails, which means i am furthering the cause of the toenail's growth cycle, erego defeating the whole purpose of this entry while concordly just wasting ur time further by reading this effluent text..

k ill shut up now.