So, ive been hearing that my blog is made up of purely negative comments about society and the world around me. And i respect that. its true. To those people who have pointed this out, i would like to first of all thank them for reading this blog and for their feedback. Secondly i would like them to just take a step back and literally FUCK THEIR FACES!!!
No, seriously though, i take all feedback seriously and i would like to compile a list of positive things that i DO like.
1. Rainy days, even if i do get wet.
2. Superheroes (if u havent noticed yet then get THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!!!)
3. Food
4. Watching movies
5. Watching TV
6. Sleeping
7. Building stuff (like model cars)
8. Cars (like fast cars, not motherfucking kias)
9. The Batpod
10. public holidays.
So to those people who gave me this inspiration to write this blog, i owe a huge debt to you. Now why don't u just SHUT THE FUCK UP and let me continue writing my blog?
Tuesday 31 March 2009
Thursday 19 March 2009
Charity for personal gain
You know wat i hate? well, probably a lot of things but the thing that is really pissing me off rite now is the fact that my parents want to give charity so that they can gain something. I dont know about other asian parents but my parents are like that. For instance, today i just told them i wanted to go to the 50th anniversary fete. Wat did they say? go take some food so u can give it to them so that ur name will be up there and ull get a better impression from your teachers. I was just silent because i know it is useless arguing with ur parents (although i did convince them im not taking food for that stupid reason and i cbb) but wat i really wanted to say to them was 'NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!' not the teachers not the students fucking hell even i dont care. If u want me to go take food at least give a more noble reason.
U mite be thinking at this point that my parents are just thinking of an excuse because deep down they actually want to be charitable. Well let me say this: They paid $500 to the school building donation thingy so that 'my teachers would get a better impression since ur name and stuff is attached to it' but they didnt give a single cent to the Victorian bushfire appeal.
People who give charity because they think it will bring them good karma are also pathetic. Being charitable because u think their mite be something in it for u is bad. Not only because it is extremely selfish and two-faced, but because u probably wont get wat u were looking for and ull just get angry at the world. And that is why it is a stupid idea.
btw charity for non personal gain is greatly encouraged. Join the Karma Army at the Join Me website and do good deeds every Friday! Join at http://www.join-me.co.uk/index.html
P.S. nothing to blog about that funny chem teacher aaron coz we had some lameass boring teacher although i did laugh at him wen he said 'sit down ladies.'
Also graffitied RayRay's book with superhero symbols and Why so serious as well as adding the word 'balls' to the end of 'Marbig'
U mite be thinking at this point that my parents are just thinking of an excuse because deep down they actually want to be charitable. Well let me say this: They paid $500 to the school building donation thingy so that 'my teachers would get a better impression since ur name and stuff is attached to it' but they didnt give a single cent to the Victorian bushfire appeal.
People who give charity because they think it will bring them good karma are also pathetic. Being charitable because u think their mite be something in it for u is bad. Not only because it is extremely selfish and two-faced, but because u probably wont get wat u were looking for and ull just get angry at the world. And that is why it is a stupid idea.
btw charity for non personal gain is greatly encouraged. Join the Karma Army at the Join Me website and do good deeds every Friday! Join at http://www.join-me.co.uk/index.html
P.S. nothing to blog about that funny chem teacher aaron coz we had some lameass boring teacher although i did laugh at him wen he said 'sit down ladies.'
Also graffitied RayRay's book with superhero symbols and Why so serious as well as adding the word 'balls' to the end of 'Marbig'
Wednesday 18 March 2009
Walter
Bored so im just gonna talk about walter, my fav person.
Have you ever noticed that while everyone has something deep, meaningful or witty to say (eg. Kevin- You only get once in a lifetime to find love, or Allan - Statistics show that teenage pregnancy significantly drops off after the age of 25) walter always has something self-pitiful or stupid to say (eg. 'ger.. my teeth', or 'why does everyone hate me?') Stay tuned for other non-exagerated tales of walter's stupidity
P.S. Walter told me he once walked into a pole.
Have you ever noticed that while everyone has something deep, meaningful or witty to say (eg. Kevin- You only get once in a lifetime to find love, or Allan - Statistics show that teenage pregnancy significantly drops off after the age of 25) walter always has something self-pitiful or stupid to say (eg. 'ger.. my teeth', or 'why does everyone hate me?') Stay tuned for other non-exagerated tales of walter's stupidity
P.S. Walter told me he once walked into a pole.
Tuesday 17 March 2009
Work Experience
So last week everyone had work experience. I personally thought this was a good thing because it would be just a massive bludge for a whole week. However, as it turned out, it became a adventure, albeit a mostly shit one filled with hilarious moments at other people's expense.
I'll start off with myself. So, you would imagine that working at a hospital would be like in House or something right? Wrong. It is even more boring than All Saints and even Triple Zero Heroes is making it seem more exciting than it really is. What you get to do in a hospital is just talking to fucking retarded people.
So firstly, i went to the maternity ward, where the nurse had to look after 4 babies. it was boring. nothing to do or see except for babies shitting in their nappies. So the next day medical ward. Also boring standing around watching old people with dementia get sponge baths and watch the nurse take the blood pressure etc. etc. It also stinks. The ward, not the nurse.
Outpatients department where the guy thought he was some sort of uber important person and kept all the drugs locked even though u cant get high off them or anything. Also watched the nurse play 10 games of solitaire in her room and then turns around and says "Are you still here?" like i hadnt been there before.
Surgical ward: Now this may sound exciting but is boring as shit. It's old people with broken legs and have to stay in the hospital to recover. Thiswas the worst ward. The lady wouldn't go on break so i literally had to stand for 7 hours (my work hours) straight and watch her give sponge baths to people with dementia who had broken their bones or watever. And i saw a cathode getting inserted into a mans urethra and immediatley blood oozed out.
Paediatric Ward: just full of kids who came out from surgery and stuff like that. However, these were no ordinary kids, these were stuck up assholes who were used to getting everything now becoz they were sick. As a result there were only 4 words to say to them - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Operating theatre: Now this may sound exciting but really all i got to see was this kid who got his tooth pulled out.
Emergency Ward: this was the most exciting ward. I saw a guy with half a finger and his friend was holding the other half. When the nurse told him to put the half finger in a jar it made a very coin like sound. Oh and also, there was this guy, around 15 or so, came in to the EMERGENCY department and then said he thought he swallowed a chicken bone and now had diarrohea. When asked what was the size the chicken bone was, he didnt know. When asked if he swallowed a chicken bone at all, he wasnt sure. WTF MAN!!! ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT AND U DON'T KNOW WHETHER U SWALLOWED A CHICKEN BONE THAT WAS SO SMALL IT COULD FIT DOWN UR FUCKING OESOPHAGUS? Well that was wat was going through my mind and i had to conjure up my best profressionalism to avoid from laughing although i was grinning like an incredible idiot.
Other people's work experience were even more eventful. Flako on his first day got to clean a woman's foot ulcer and saw a woman who "fell asleep while running and broke her leg." although i now noe that she was running, broke her leg and then fell asleep, which is still pretty funny. Alex had a confrontation with a rascist bogan which can be seen at tinyurl.com/alexVSbogan
But who would hav guessed the funniest things happened to walter..
Im going to dedicate a whole paragraph to him. Well first of all, he gave an old woman a sponge bath. Whereas i just hav to watch (which i didnt, a sign on the door seemed incredibly fascinating at the time) walter actually had to physically touch the old woman. After wards when his doctor ditched him in a CT scan room he had to clothe a naked old lady. And here's the coup de grace: I don't know how but an old woman shitted somewhere maib the floor. The doctor ASKED him if he wanted to clean up the shit or he could get a nurse to do it. Normally people would get the nurse rite?.. coz ur not "experienced" enough, but NOOO, walter wanted to take the initiative, walter wanted to look pro, walter wanted to be admired by the doctor, so walter volunteered to clean up the shit.
Sorry if this post is a bit long but hey, walter cleaned up shit. If u hav any more work experience hilarity then please post in the cbox.
If you hav scrolled down this far, u deserve a special treat. An especially hilarious story about Amol. This was what Tim told me... So the doctor's talking about cell mutation to Tim and Amol, saying how that 80% mutation of the cells is rare and 20% mutation is the average. So then Amol asks the question (in a typical Amol stoner voice) "So what if there's no cell mutation?" and the doctor says "Errr.... well then the cell's normal" and gives him a wtf look. So after the talk and when the doctor leaves Amol says to tim (in the stoner voice) "Err.. I think that guy thinks I'm stupid" LOL!!!
I'll start off with myself. So, you would imagine that working at a hospital would be like in House or something right? Wrong. It is even more boring than All Saints and even Triple Zero Heroes is making it seem more exciting than it really is. What you get to do in a hospital is just talking to fucking retarded people.
So firstly, i went to the maternity ward, where the nurse had to look after 4 babies. it was boring. nothing to do or see except for babies shitting in their nappies. So the next day medical ward. Also boring standing around watching old people with dementia get sponge baths and watch the nurse take the blood pressure etc. etc. It also stinks. The ward, not the nurse.
Outpatients department where the guy thought he was some sort of uber important person and kept all the drugs locked even though u cant get high off them or anything. Also watched the nurse play 10 games of solitaire in her room and then turns around and says "Are you still here?" like i hadnt been there before.
Surgical ward: Now this may sound exciting but is boring as shit. It's old people with broken legs and have to stay in the hospital to recover. Thiswas the worst ward. The lady wouldn't go on break so i literally had to stand for 7 hours (my work hours) straight and watch her give sponge baths to people with dementia who had broken their bones or watever. And i saw a cathode getting inserted into a mans urethra and immediatley blood oozed out.
Paediatric Ward: just full of kids who came out from surgery and stuff like that. However, these were no ordinary kids, these were stuck up assholes who were used to getting everything now becoz they were sick. As a result there were only 4 words to say to them - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Operating theatre: Now this may sound exciting but really all i got to see was this kid who got his tooth pulled out.
Emergency Ward: this was the most exciting ward. I saw a guy with half a finger and his friend was holding the other half. When the nurse told him to put the half finger in a jar it made a very coin like sound. Oh and also, there was this guy, around 15 or so, came in to the EMERGENCY department and then said he thought he swallowed a chicken bone and now had diarrohea. When asked what was the size the chicken bone was, he didnt know. When asked if he swallowed a chicken bone at all, he wasnt sure. WTF MAN!!! ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT AND U DON'T KNOW WHETHER U SWALLOWED A CHICKEN BONE THAT WAS SO SMALL IT COULD FIT DOWN UR FUCKING OESOPHAGUS? Well that was wat was going through my mind and i had to conjure up my best profressionalism to avoid from laughing although i was grinning like an incredible idiot.
Other people's work experience were even more eventful. Flako on his first day got to clean a woman's foot ulcer and saw a woman who "fell asleep while running and broke her leg." although i now noe that she was running, broke her leg and then fell asleep, which is still pretty funny. Alex had a confrontation with a rascist bogan which can be seen at tinyurl.com/alexVSbogan
But who would hav guessed the funniest things happened to walter..
Im going to dedicate a whole paragraph to him. Well first of all, he gave an old woman a sponge bath. Whereas i just hav to watch (which i didnt, a sign on the door seemed incredibly fascinating at the time) walter actually had to physically touch the old woman. After wards when his doctor ditched him in a CT scan room he had to clothe a naked old lady. And here's the coup de grace: I don't know how but an old woman shitted somewhere maib the floor. The doctor ASKED him if he wanted to clean up the shit or he could get a nurse to do it. Normally people would get the nurse rite?.. coz ur not "experienced" enough, but NOOO, walter wanted to take the initiative, walter wanted to look pro, walter wanted to be admired by the doctor, so walter volunteered to clean up the shit.
Sorry if this post is a bit long but hey, walter cleaned up shit. If u hav any more work experience hilarity then please post in the cbox.
If you hav scrolled down this far, u deserve a special treat. An especially hilarious story about Amol. This was what Tim told me... So the doctor's talking about cell mutation to Tim and Amol, saying how that 80% mutation of the cells is rare and 20% mutation is the average. So then Amol asks the question (in a typical Amol stoner voice) "So what if there's no cell mutation?" and the doctor says "Errr.... well then the cell's normal" and gives him a wtf look. So after the talk and when the doctor leaves Amol says to tim (in the stoner voice) "Err.. I think that guy thinks I'm stupid" LOL!!!
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